By townes van zandt
Among the strangest things i ever heard
Was when a friend of mine said man, let's get some thunderbird
I said what's that? he just started to grin
Slobbered on his shirt, his eyes got dim
He said you got fifty-nine cents?
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I said yeah, i got a dollar, but don't be a smart-aleck
I ain't gonna spend it on no indian relic
And he said thunderbird's not an old indian trinket,
It's a wine, man, you take it home and drink it.
I said it sure don't sound like wine to me
And he said he'd bet me the change from my dollar
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We hustled on down to the nearest u-tate-um
The guy wanted my id, i whipped her out and showed him
He got a green bottle from the freezing vault
My friend started doing backward somersaults
Through the cottage cheese
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Took it back to his house, started drinkin'
Pretty soon i set in to thinkin'
man, this thunderbird tastes yummy, yummy, yummy
And i know it's doing good things to my tummy, tum, t
It's so you reason when your on that crap
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Got a few more bottles, chugged them down
I pulled myself up off the ground
Decided i go see my dearest sweet wife
Who met me at the door with a carving knife
Said get them damn grape peel from between your teeth.
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I could see we're gonna have a little misunderstanding
I said dear, i better get in touch with you later
She said forget it, man, you're never touchin' me again!
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Now i've seen the light and heard the word
And i'm staying away from that ol' dirty thunderbird
A message come from heaven radiant, and fine,
All i drink now is communion wine
Six days a week
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